I'm just going to assume everyone at least knows about Home Alone 1&2 by now, with Macaulay Culkin's defining role as young Kevin McCallister, the boy who ends up free from adult supervision two Christmas seasons in a row due to his knuckle-headed family's incompetence. They're well-balanced movies that blend coming-of-age stories, slapstick comedy, and Culkin's smartass antics (now and then even breaking the fourth-wall) without going overboard on any of them. They're enjoyable movies and I like watching them. Above: The Kid That Made It All Possible But enough background. What I'm here to tell you is how by observing Kevin McCallister I have come to realize he is, in fact, a natural-born Satanist (the LaVeyan, not Christian definition) in the ways of individualistic non-conformity and self-preservation. It's not even subtle. Come, we have much to discuss. Righteous Anger. First, the original Home Alone . We see from the very first sc...
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